Cute baby and cute kitten, locked in an epically cute battle to the death by cuteness! Who will be crowned King of Cute City? There can be only one Cutelander! The cuteness is stronger in which one? Are you not entertained by cute things?! Etc., etc. (The “c” stands for “cute”.)
To promote Cirque Éloize‘s imminent arrival at Birmingham Hippodrome, roving reporter Chris Unitt bravely submits his body to the whims of a quicksilver bicycle […]