Monthly Archives: June 2011

11 posts

Early Bird Special

Jay the Yellow-Eyed Penguin takes his first few steps on his damaged foot.



OMG! Adorbz of the Day

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Two-year old Dalton is super-excited to tell the story of Jack and the Beanstalk.

I dont blame him. Thats a realllly biiiiiig beanstaaaalk!

Early Bird Special

Let me save you quite a bit of pinching and tell you that you are in fact awake, and that is in fact Tom Hanks doing a weather report dance with Chiquinquira Delgado on Univision morning show, Despierta America.


Deep Fried Thing of the Day

Deep Fried Thing of the Day: Chicken Charlie Boghosian purveyor of all things artery-clogging shows off his latest homewrecker: Deep-fried Kool-Aid.

According to Boghosian, the doughnut-hole-shaped death warrant was a best seller during opening weekend at the San Diego County Fair, with as many as 9,000 deep-friend Kool-Aid balls served.

It tastes just like a doughnut ball, remarked fair attendee Rashed Karram, who noted that he preferred Chicken Charlies deep-fried Klondike Bars.

Got a Takedown on Friday of the Day

Rebecca Black’s “Friday” is off YouTube due to a copyright claim from … Rebecca Black. The “singing” “sensation” is in a legal battle with the song’s producers, Ark Music Factory.

RB alleges that Ark never gave her the master recordings for “Friday,” and they didn’t obtain the necessary publicity rights to advertise her as one of their “artists” and sell ringtones and other Fridayphernalia.

tl;dr: Friday, Friday, got a takedown on Friday. Everybody’s looking forward to the lawsuit, lawsuit.

THE BEST of the Day

You don’t come to Dave Grohl’s show and fight — you come to Dave Grohl’s show and f*cking dance, you a**hole.



Clever Corgi of the Day

Ferris the Corgi helps his corgi sister Dot Matrix break out of Corgi Jail.

Also: zOMG CORGIZZZ!!!!1

Earworm of the (Fri)Day

Tonje Langeteig — Norway’s answer to Rebecca Black (who the hell asked?) — doesn’t want to be a crappy housewife, but she’s more than okay with being a crappy everything else.