Cornell’s Professor Talbert will not tolerate yawning in his classroom. And by “will not tolerate” I mean “will bite off your head like a female praying mantis and vomit hellfire down your trachea before allowing you to so much as open your mouth to let out CO2.”
Unsportsmanlike Conduct of the Day: A rain delay ahead of last weekend’s baseball game between Western Kentucky and Florida Atlantic afforded the two […]
