Cornell’s Professor Talbert will not tolerate yawning in his classroom. And by “will not tolerate” I mean “will bite off your head like a female praying mantis and vomit hellfire down your trachea before allowing you to so much as open your mouth to let out CO2.”
And so begin the “Z3 epidemic” that quickly sweeps across the world, terrorizing a planet unprepared for its own End Times. Redditor Vidzilla spent […]
