Cornell’s Professor Talbert will not tolerate yawning in his classroom. And by “will not tolerate” I mean “will bite off your head like a female praying mantis and vomit hellfire down your trachea before allowing you to so much as open your mouth to let out CO2.”
Legendary sci-fi/fantasy writer Ray Bradbury watching Rachel Bloom’s now-infamous musical number, “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury.” This is quite possibly the greatest thing […]