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Status Update of the Day: The FBI has updated its Most Wanted Terrorists list to reflect the long-overdue demise of Osama (Usama) […]

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In-Depth Exposé of the Day

San Antonio’s KENS 5 Eyewitness News intrepidly investigates a local pack of “teen werewolves.” This is some Woodward and Bernstein-caliber shit right […]

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Nut Shot of the Day

A man in Chandler, Arizona, accidentally shot off his own manhood with his girlfriend’s pink pistol. A local news outfit hit the […]

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Don’t Move of the Day

To promote Cirque Éloize‘s imminent arrival at Birmingham Hippodrome, roving reporter Chris Unitt bravely submits his body to the whims of a quicksilver bicycle […]

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