You don’t come to Dave Grohl’s show and fight — you come to Dave Grohl’s show and f*cking dance, you a**hole.
(sNSFW, THE BEST.)
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Corgi Cross-breeds of the Day: Redditor Lbj1212 spotted a corgi/husky mix(huggi) at the beach, touching off a corgi cross-breed show-off, which yielded a corgi/chihuahua mix (chorgi, second above), a corgi/Jack Russell mix (jorgi), and a corgi/lab mix (corgidor, below).
Got an even cuter corgi mix? Let’s see it.
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Comedian Eugene Mirman (of Delocated/Bob’s Burgers fame) reads aloud a full page ad he recently ran in New York Press and elsewhere excoriating Time Warner Cable for being the worst.
Funtivity: Replace “Time Warner Cable” with the cable company of your choice and the crux of his message magically remains relevant.
Background starts @ 3:13; letter recital starts @ 4:38.
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Sesame Streets newest talk show, Conversations With Bert, hosts actor, comedian, filmmaker, esteemed Leo, haiku lover, pancake visionary, and all-around groovy guy Andy Samberg.
Source: THD
Before And After of the Day: Missourian Aaron Fuhrman a self-taught landscape photographer has been traveling around Joplin, photographing heartrending panoramic shots of the devastation left in the aftermath of Sundays tornado.
Fuhrman lined up one of these panoramic photos with a Google Street View screencap of the same intersection to illustrate the comprehension-challenging extent of damage caused by the twister.
Say Redditor rorykins: “I think my dog is a cat.”
Responds Redditor andeegal126: “No…he/she is just pioneering Dog planking. Way ahead of the curve, you should be proud.”
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Things That Are Real of the Day: If you must believe in something, believe in Pole Fitness for Jesus.
Source: ABC
Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean Lisa Lampanelli made good on her promise to donate $1,000 to the Gay Men’s Health Crisis for every Westboro Baptist Church member who showed up to protest her recent stand-up show in Topeka, taking to Twitter after the show to say “Thanks to these a-holes, $44,000 will be donated to the GMHC!!!”
She later bumped it up by $6k, tweeting “WBC inbreds counted 48 protesters, so I won’t quibble. I’ll make it an even $50,000!!!”
Best part? The donation will be made in the hate group’s name. Thanks WBC!
Kinky Links:
- Ashley Blue’s memoir will retail for a cool $200 and will include one of her pubes in the book jacket.
- Adult film veteran Peter North busts out in Hollywood Undead’s latest music video.
- Joanna Angel offers sex and relationship tips — specifically to “watch porn” — to Curve Magazine readers.
- Prepare yourselves (your neighbors, too), for tomorrow is World Naked Gardening Day.
- Justine Joli wants to be in a sandwich with Rachel Maddow and the MSNBC host’s girlfriend.
[“This is what a second grader said to my friend” via reddit]
On May 17, 1861 — exactly 150 years ago — Scottish physicist James Clerk Maxwell and photographer Thomas Sutton (who invented the SLR camera that same year) used three projectors fitted with red, green, and blue filters to combine three black-and-white photos of a tartan ribbon shot through similar filters, thereby forming the world’s first color photo (above) and, consequently, the “basis of nearly all subsequent photochemical and electronic methods of colour photography.”
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The moment Will Ferrell’s porn-stache hit the big screen seven years ago, adult film magnates everywhere must have known that Anchorman was primed for a porn spoof. (Why it’s taken this long to make, however, is beyond us — perhaps the porn parody phenomenon wasn’t quite in full swing by 2004.)
Yesterday, smut veteran Jack Lawrence tweeted that principal photography has begun on New Sensations’ Anchorman XXX: A Porn Parody, and he’s taking on the titular role.
See another Twitpic from the set of Anchorman XXX after the jump.
Counter-Strike Bin Laden Compound Map of the Day: A multiplayer map based on the dimensions of Osama Bin Ladens Abbottabad compound has been created using Counter-Strike: Source.
Available for free download, it can be used as a base for a bomb or hostage map at a later stage.
More images of the map after the jump.
Source: Kotaku
