[photo: p.a.n.]
OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Jamie’s dad hopes his son will grow up to be the next Hugo Hoyama, but I’m sure he’ll settle for the next Andrzej Grubba.
[arbroath.]
World-Record-Setting Waterskiers of the Day: A new world record was set off the coast of Strahan, Tasmania, where 145 waterskiers were pulled by the same boat across Macquarie Harbour, successfully maintaining an upright position for a full nautical mile.
The previous record, set by the same group, was 114. The youngest participant? 12-year-old Alexandria Seaton.
Watch the world record attempt below:
PSA of the Day: Contact your District Leader today and tell them to Save Community. Why? Because Donald Glover wants you to. And if that’s not a good enough reason, well, then no reason could ever be good enough.
[warmingglow.]
BAMF of the Day: A Mexican flight instructor and his student co-pilot successfully land a Cessna 172B after its propeller detaches. (Starts @ 1:10.)
“I’ve never felt death so near,” one of the female passengers says after touchdown, but you really don’t need to speak any language whatsoever to understand the exhilaration of being alive.
[gizmodo.]
So This Happened of the Day: Ellen challenges First Lady Michelle Obama to a push-up off.
[ellen.]
Onion News Network Special Report of the Day: Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized.
[onion.]
Early Groundhog Special: Feel like you’re trapped in a loop of endless Groundhog Days but you still don’t get it? Allow C.G.P. Grey to explicate.
Oh, and by the way, Punxsutawney Phil has spoken, and it’s six more week of winter. Just as it was yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that.
Lights Out: Fungus amongus. (Aspergillus fumigatus, Botrytis, Mucor, Trichoderma, and Cladosporium, to be exact.)
[b3ta.]
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