Things That Are Real of the Day

A finicky flower girl tries to prevent the pastor from spoiling the wedding the ceremony with his incessant talking.

Says YouTuber Season1255: “We held our puppy in front of our air conditioner and he started trying to swim.” inb4 what’s actually happening.

Kettle Chips and juice boxes making Americans gay? So says Alex Jones — the world’s foremost authority on tin-foil hats.