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Slip ‘N Slide Seattle of the Day: Seattle is set to get walloped by the worst snowstorm the Emerald City has seen in decades. A whopping 5 to 10 inches!
PROTIP to Seattleite drivers thinking of getting on the road tomorrow: Watch this video. Then don’t. And if you do, for the love of the Fremont Troll, don’t put snow chains on the rear tires of your front-wheel drive vehicle. You’re just asking to be made fun of on the Internet.
[thanks jay!]
Bad Tip of the Day: Think you’ve seen some bad tips in your day? A customer at Bimbo’s Cantina on Seattle’s Capitol Hill left behind negative two dollars and a rude comment about his waitress’s weight.
Server Victoria Liss says she brought a couple some chips and salsa with guacamole and a double-decker pork taco as well as some drinks, which totalled $28.68.
She explains the rest:
On the first part of his $28.68 tab he wrote in “$26.68,” like he thought he was so cool he could leave me negative two dollars. Um, no buddy. The rest of the tab has an “0″ written in the tip line and the “P.S. You could stand to loose [sic] a few pounds” added just to boost my self esteem.
His reign righteous terror didn’t end there: The pissed patron then proceeded to empty the contents of the bar’s tip jar into his pocket — in front of the manager, no less.
Liss told Slog’s Line Out she posted photos of him and linked to his Facebook page for some quick and dirty retribution, but is mostly taking it in stride. “I have the biggest t*ts on the hill since Lindy West moved,” she said. “Calling me fat is an amateur move.”
[lineout / h/t: unlikelywords.]
Make Way For Goslings of the Day: Washington State Troopers provide police escort to a gaggle of Canada Geese that wandered onto I-90 near Seattle.
After 20 minutes of waddling around, the geese finally reached their exit and “Operation get the little guys cleared” was deemed a success.
[newslie.]
