Meat Marketing Campaign of the Day: Of course, the only reason you even bothered watching the Oscars last night was to catch the grand unveiling of it girl Kate Upton’s spicy Carl’s Jr. TV spot, right? Well, since you probably called it a night around the time Billy Crystal made his first appearance in blackface — i.e. five seconds into the show — here it is in a convenient Crystal-free format for your viewing pleasure.
And when I say pleasure, I mean keep your hands where I can see them mister. This isn’t the library.
[adrants.]
