Afternoon Snack: Jamie’s husband knows how much she loves penguins so for her birthday he took her to Sea World where she met an “extra affectionate” King Penguin named Johnny Five who gave here a king-size hug.
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Afternoon Snack: Jamie’s husband knows how much she loves penguins so for her birthday he took her to Sea World where she met an “extra affectionate” King Penguin named Johnny Five who gave here a king-size hug.
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This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Team Coco sent Billy Eichner of Billy On The Street fame to interview fans and football players at the Super Bowl.
Why? Because when it comes to hard-hitting questions there is only one man America can trust to ask Giants center David Baas if he saw Madonna’s halftime show.
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Haute Creepture of the Day: From Black Milk, the company that brought you The Steve Buscemi Dress, comes the latest in see-thru fashion: Designer James Lillis’s Muscle Leggings.
Goes great with protruding rib cages! (In that they’re both gross.)
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DIY of the Day: Still looking for that perfect last-minute Valentine’s Day gift? Introducing Brief Jerky: The Edible meat underwear with the pun name that’s definitely not that gift.
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Crazyass Japanese Thing of the Day: Hooters and Hello Kitty — together at last?
Hooters Tokyo has teamed up with Sanrio to offer the first 1,000 Valentine’s Day patrons special commemorative pins featuring Hello Kitty dressed up as a Hooters waitress which apprently is not creepy at all.
In addition, the boobs and hot wings joint will be serving two limited edition “HOOTERS VALENTINE SPECIAL PARFAITS” — The Volcano of Love and the Rock of Love.
“Cute cute,” says the company in its official press release. Quite.
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Birthday Boy of the Day: Grandma and Grandpa Nelson sing a special birthday blues song they wrote for their grandson Josh on the occasion of his 18th birthday.
Go on, Grandma! Shake that thing! (Excuse me while I go take a shower forever.)
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Photo of the Day: President Obama looks on in amazement as 14-year-old Joey Hudy demonstrates his Extreme Marshmallow Cannon at today’s White House Science Fair.
UPDATE: Now with video goodness, courtesy of Barack Obama’s Tumblr:
Urban Calliope of the Day: You know how I know you live in the ghetto? Your neighborhood ice cream truck plays Jibbs’ “Chain Hang Low.”
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trong>This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Even though the Super Bowl was officially the most watched TV program in US history, one person at Lucas Oil Stadium was completely invisible to viewers: Miss Deaf America Rachel Mazique.
Mazique, a representative of the National Association of the Deaf, was invited to sign both the national anthem and “America the Beautiful” as Kelly Clarkson, Miranda Lambert, and Blake Shelton belted the words.
Unfortunately, as Mazique was not placed near the singers during the performance, her signing was not shown on television nor, reportedly, on the stadium’s jumbotron.
The University of Texas Ph.D student, who has been an inspiration to many in the deaf community, says she was “very disappointed” at having missed an opportunity “to showcase ‘America the Beautiful’ and the national anthem in ASL on television.”
NAD has launched a petition through change.org demanding an apology from NBC and the NFL.
“I truly hope that this becomes a teachable moment for everyone involved,” Mazique said, “and that American Sign Language renditions of these iconic songs are broadcast in future Super Bowls rather than being a token gesture.”
[dailyherald.]
Obligatory Mashup of the Day: The Lana Del Rey – Hunger Games mashup you knew was coming is now here.
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