Dance Like Nobody’s Watching While Everybody’s Watching of the Day: Preston Leatherman is back with a very special Hall & Oates-fueled Valentine’s Edition of Dancing With An iPod In Public (previously).
Dance Like Nobody’s Watching While Everybody’s Watching of the Day: Preston Leatherman is back with a very special Hall & Oates-fueled Valentine’s Edition of Dancing With An iPod In Public (previously).

[above: Cartman IRL via reddit.]

Laughing To Keep From Crying of the Day: Rep. John Fleming (R-LA) is the latest person-who-should-know-better to ironically fall for a satirical Onion piece pointing out the crazy things pro-life people unchallengingly believe about Planned Parenthood.
Great Moments In Secondhand Embarrassment of the Day: As if the British dating show Take Me Out wasn’t awkward enough, contestant Damion goes for the high score by insulting each and every one of the female participants who has expressed an interest in him.
[reddit.]
Hyperlocal Beer Commercial of the Day: Those tongue-in-cheek-looking Old Milwaukee spots Will Ferrell’s been working on? Well, one of them aired during the Super Bowl. You didn’t see it? Well, that’s probably because you don’t live in North Platte, Nebraska — the only place in the world where the ad was shown.
[deadspin.]
Death Wish of the Day: “Sketchy” Andy Lewis — AKA the slackline guy from Madonna’s halftime show — is actually not used to being so safely close to the ground.
Here’s his latest showreel, featuring acts of death-defying freelining that will make you wonder if Lewis plans on being around to see the next Super Bowl.
[fark.]
TIL of the Day: In which Vice’s Jamie Lee Curtis Taete slows down “Super Bass” to prove without question that Nicki Minaj is actually Jay-Z sped up. “And have you ever seen Jay-Z in the same vocal recording booth as Nicki Minaj while she’s recording a vocal track? DIDN’T THINK SO.”
Well, I’m sold.
[thanks jazz!]
Morning Fluff: Cute ginger kitty teaches Murkin the dog the origin of the phrase “cat got your tongue.”
[dpaf.]
Early Bird Special: Mondays suck — so here’s a time-lapse video of a tortoise eating a pile of fruits and vegetables.
[buzzfeed.]