Mathematical! of the Day: Computers, Ancient Egyptians — same difference.
Cornell’s Professor Talbert will not tolerate yawning in his classroom. And by “will not tolerate” I mean “will bite off your head like a female praying mantis and vomit hellfire down your trachea before allowing you to so much as open your mouth to let out CO2.”
Also: A KILOBYTE.
Can you think of a better way to start the day than with a brand new slice of fried magic from dice-master Pogo? His latest, “Wishery,” chops up Disney’s Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs into fine slivers of scrumptious whimsy.
The most moving lip dub of Queen and David Bowie’s “Under Pressure” performed by a homeless man holding two Kermit puppets you will see today, guaranteed.
UPDATE: So yeah, apparently this dude is an actor of some sort and not actually homeless (though, maybe? I’m sure there are homeless actors). Still, kudos to this guy for not making this about him but instead focusing on the important cause of getting as many people indoors as possible.
Kettle Chips and juice boxes making Americans gay? So says Alex Jones — the world’s foremost authority on tin-foil hats.
The inevitable “dog tests the iPad” chaser you knew was coming is now here.
Unlike Iggy, however, Chloe the Corgi isn’t as impressed by the iPad’s ability to perform dark musical magic.
Armed with a bushel of iPhones, a sweet soundtrack, and the human app known as imagination, Israeli indie rock band IZABO set out to film a music video for their latest single, “On My Way.” It just so happens that somewhere along that way, they inadvertently produced the most creative Apple viral video of the year.
Brazilian post-production-enthusiast Leandro Braga spent 13 days watching nearly every film directed by Messrs. Quentin Tarantino and Joel and Ethan Coen. He then selected 500 stand-out scenes and mashed them up into a fine powder.
The result? Something rather wonderful and tripy, rather like a visit to a Brasilian casino while on mushrooms.
Cute baby and cute kitten, locked in an epically cute battle to the death by cuteness! Who will be crowned King of Cute City? There can be only one Cutelander! The cuteness is stronger in which one? Are you not entertained by cute things?! Etc., etc. (The “c” stands for “cute”.)