Suspicions On A Plane of the Day: In two separate instances yesterday, fighter jets were scrambled to escort commercial airliners following reports of bizarre bathroom behavior.
In the first incident, a passenger aboard an American Airlines en route to JFK from LAX alerted a flight attendant to three men — later identified as two Israelis and a Russian — who were making “frequent” trips to the restroom.
Air marshals sounded the all clear after it turned out they were using the bathroom to, you know, do bathroom stuff.
In the second apparently-scramble-worth event, three people were removed from a Frontier Airlines flight in handcuffs after crew members reported that at least two of the troublemakers were spending “an extraordinarily long time” in the plane’s bathroom.
Turns out they were just making out in there.
It was unclear how the third person was mixed up with the Mile High Club members, but I like where this is going.
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