This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: On the latest episode of TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras (AKA Bad Parenting for Dummies AKA Legal Kiddie Porn), 4-year-old beauty pageant hopeful Maddy Jackson gets a very special hand-me-down from her mom Lindsay: A child-size Dolly Parton dress, complete with fake breasts and butt.
“When she wears the fake boobs and fake butt it’s an added bonus,” says her mother, a former child beauty pageant contestant herself. “It’s really funny when she comes out on stage they think it’s hysterical. They realize not only is she Dolly but she has the added enhancements just like Dolly has.”
Shut down this show, shut down these pageants, send whoever you need to jail, just so long as 4-year-old girls are never again forced to wear fake boobs and flirt with middle-aged men and women who consider judging the “sexiness” of toddlers a legitimate hobby.
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