Accepted Challenge of the Day: Earlier today, new Old Spice Guy Fabio challenged Old Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa to a duel.
Well, the latter has just accepted and the two will meet tomorrow at High Noon for “Mano a Mano in el Baño.”
The what now? Who knows. But Isaiah Mustafa’s mesmerizing torso demands that I keep you updated, so keep you updated I shall.
May the best mascot win.
[oldspice.]
