Lights Out: The five most mind-blowing words in the English language: “I’ve never seen Star Wars.”
[thanks anon!]
Lights Out: The five most mind-blowing words in the English language: “I’ve never seen Star Wars.”
[thanks anon!]
Say What Now of the Day: Montana lawmaker Alan Hale (R-Basin) takes to the floor of the House of Representatives to express his opposition to “all DUI laws” on the grounds that they are destroying the state’s small businesses (namely taverns and bars) and its time-honored “way of life.”
It’s worth noting that Hale himself is a bar owner, so that clearly justifies objecting to tougher penalties for drunk drivers.
[i|d / thanks natasha!]

[photo: reddit.]
Music Video of the Day: Woodkid – “Iron”
Naturally, up-and-coming filmmaker Yoann Lemoine saved the best visuals for his own debut.
Featuring Agyness Deyn. Grab Woodkid’s inaugural EP Iron here.
[booooooom.]

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Sing-Along Song of the Day: Is that a turtle or a tortoise? Parry Gripp to the rescue.
[parrygripp.]
Snappy Answer of the Day: Noticiero Univision anchor Jorge Ramos asks President Obama if he has his own computer, receives the only possible response.
[reddit.]
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Comedy duo Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher of BriTANick (rhymes with Titanic) team up with Community‘s Danny Pudi to update their classic YouTube sketch, “A Monologue For Three.”
Kids These Days of the Day: 14-year-old Kory Shore is “Crying For America,” and, after listening to Kory Shore, so am I.
[videogum.]