Slight Overreaction of the Day: Have you ever been so excited that you DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH RAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH?
This basketball announcer knows what I’m talking about.
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Slight Overreaction of the Day: Have you ever been so excited that you DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH RAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH?
This basketball announcer knows what I’m talking about.
[tit.]
Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: “The LA Pony and Critter Club held a one-day human pony ride event at Mile Square Park in Fountain Valley.”
Meanwhile, across town, the LA Pony and People Who Inadvertently Overlook The Word “Human” In Flyers Club saw a flyer for the event and decided to go check it out.
Needless to say, they were expecting something else.
[ocregister / thanks egphoto72!]
Katy Perry Music Video of the Day: “E.T.” (feat. Kanye West)
Well, here it is a few hours early, Floria Sigismondi’s much-teased, sNSFW visuals for Katy Perry’s “Firework” follow-up. Enjoy?
[vevo.]
This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons visits Zimbabwe each year to hunt so-called “problem elephants.” “It’s one of the most beneficial and rewarding things I do,” he writes.
Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with Parsons’ “philanthropy,” and they’ve taken to Twitter, Facebook, and every other opinion-voicing medium to express their disapproval and disgust. “What the f*ck is wrong with you?,” filmmaker Eli Roth tweeted. “It’s sick f*cks like you that make me think Hostel could really happen.”
Others have taken more direct action: PETA named Parsons’ the Scummiest CEO of the Year, while rival domain registrar Namecheap announced a special reduced transfer fee of $4.99, with a $1 from each transfer to be donated to Save The Elephants.
Defending himself against accusations of heartlessness, Parsons wrote, “I have the support of the people who really matter in this situation, the families of Zimbabwe — people who need help to survive.” However, while “problem elephants” are a real thing, Time‘s Ecocentric blog points out that shooting them is an extreme last-resort after non-lethal solutions like “chili and tobacco-based deterrents” have failed.
Also, “white man’s burden” is rarely, if ever, a valid excuse for an annual hunting vacation.
[time / newtimes / mefi / video: abc15.]
See Also: How to cancel your GoDaddy account.
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: The talkative twins finally get a proper translation. How do I know this translation is accurate? I asked a baby, and he confirmed it.
[collegehumor.]
See Also: Twin Baby Boys Have A Conversation About Politics.

[screengrab: thanks anon!]
Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Brian has his slumber rudely interrupted, only to find himself staring at his brother Bill, back from a nine-month tour in Afghanistan.
[reddit.]
Early (Song)Bird Special: Britain’s Got Talent 2007 runner-up Connie Talbot does Adele’s “Someone Like You,” hopefully can’t relate to the lyrics.
[thd.]