Breaking Cobra News of the Day: NBC News is reporting, and a live press conference at the Bronx Zoo has confirmed, that the missing cobra has been recovered from inside the zoo’s Reptile House, and is now “safe and secure.”
The deafening silence of @bronxzooscobra further suggests that the snake has had its iPhone confiscated, much to the chagrin of its 200,000+ devoted followers.
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