Rumor Debunking Round-Up of the Day: Calm down, matey. No one is taking away your precious Cap’n Crunch. Despite false reports to the contrary, the beloved cereal mascot will not be sailing away according to an official statement from Quaker Oats:
Reports of Cap’n Crunch’s demise are greatly exaggerated. In fact, we just launched an official Facebook page for Cap’n Crunch. Now that our Cap’n Crunch brand is in the social-media space, our adult consumers can stay up to date on all things Cap’n Crunch.
Happy? Now go eat a piece of fruit.
Oh, and while we’re at it: Anonymous has not “declared cyberwar” on the US government, and, as much as it pains me to debunk this, staring at women’s breasts will not improve men’s health.
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