Charlie Sheen Meltdown Update of the Day: Following this morning’s back-to-back batsh*t interviews, Charlie Sheen brought his Magical Poetry Tour to TMZ where he debunked an earlier report that he had checked himself into rehab, while simultaneously confirming that he desperately needs to check himself into rehab.
Part one above; part two after the cut:
Meanwhile, his MIA publicist Stan Rosenfield has officially called it quits. Sheen tried to pull the ol’ “you can’t quit because you’re fired” switcheroo, but that never works.
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