Happy Ending of the Day: On last night’s finale of the Oprah Winfrey Network’s Your OWN Show competition, Oprah herself announced that Internet superstar Zach Anner had won, and would be getting his very OWN show on her network.
“I just got my own show from Oprah Winfrey. I don’t normally do back-flips, but I think I could do them,” Zach said afterwards. Explaining her decision, Oprah remarked: “Just being around Zach makes you want to be a better person.”
Of course, Oprah didn’t have much of a choice in selecting Zach, considering that not picking him would have triggered a mass riot.
Congrats Zach! No one has ever deserved anything more than you’ve deserved your own show.
[wivb.]
