Charles Holbert: “Mario Brothers”
Holbert is auctioning off this one-of-a-kind sketch card to help pay for the funeral services of fellow deviantARTist Pat Carlucci, who passed away last week.
[deviantart.]
Buy This: D20 Geek Soap on a Rope from Etsy seller The Pink Toque.
My D20 GEEKSOAP On A Rope always scores a critical hit against bad body odor. Because even D&D players need to pull themselves away from the game every once in awhile to bathe.
Handmade from aloe and vitamin E-enriched vegetable glycerin and moisturizers. Available in seven colorways: green, blue, peach, seafoam, lilac, pink, or lemon. Unscented version / custom colors available upon request.
[craft.]
Buy This: Broadsword Handle Umbrella from ThinkGeek.
Oh, man. This has trouble written all over it. Awesome, awesome trouble.
[techland.]
Medical Chart of the Day: Allie Brosh accompanied her Craisin-vomiting boyfriend to the ER where a doctor asked Mr. Beau to rate his pain using the ubiquitous, proto-emoticon pain chart. Allie noted that said chart had an offensively blasé approach toward identifying emergency-grade pain, and decided to put together the more comprehensive graphic shown above.
0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
3: This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.
4: My pain is not fucking around.
5: Why is this happening to me??
6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.
7: I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.
8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.
9: I am almost definitely dying.
10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.
11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
Too Serious For Numbers: You probably have ebola. It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.
Much better.
[reddit.]
Print Ad Campaign of the Day: Scholz & Friends NRW from Vodafone — “Big movies, mobile size.”
Free mini-lightsabers and a baby T. rex? One Vodafone please!
[coloribus.]
Stop What You’re Doing And Listen The Hell Out Of This of the Day: The xx and Biggie Smalls, together at last in wait what’s epic re-mix tape, the notorious xx.
See Also: The music video for “juicy-r (Juicy x VCR).”
[thanks jpv!]
