Happy Turkey Day!: Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! Seriously, where would we be without you, our smart, sexy, strange-animal-petting, last-slice-of-pizza-sharing, loud-sweater-wearing, cold-stone-creamery-franchise-opening, Steamboats-of-the-Mississippi-figurine-collecting, extensive-First-Opium-War-knowledge-having, mainstream-use-of-the-interrobang-advocating, gentle, kind, loving readers? Nowhere, that’s where! (Especially given that time we brought our boss, the pizza-and-ice-cream-loving, marmoset-owning, Cosby-show-quoting, Natchez-summering, British East India Company history buff over to your house for a visit, remember‽)
Anyway, thanks for everything, and, um, keep up the good work of being awesome!
We’re splitting for the day, but here are some random Thanksgiving links to help you pass the time until we return (and hopefully keep you from strangling a few choice relatives):
- Just In Case: Butterball’s Turkey Talk-Line.
- What’s Cooking on Thanksgiving: The Top 50 Search Terms on Allrecipes.com On Wednesday.
- Pumpkin Pie Chart: What you’re really having for Thanksgiving.
- The Associated Press’ Helpful List of Excuses For Not Visiting Your Family this Thanksgiving.
- Here’s Some More Blankets Of Smallpox: Kids reenact the first Thanksgiving.
- Poca-Hotness: I’m thankful for hot babes dressed in skimpy Native-American costumes.
- Gizmodo’s exhaustive round-up of the best Black Friday Deals.
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