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Archive for May, 2009
Lunch Links:
- Inequality ruled constitutional in the Golden State, as the California Supreme Court votes to uphold Prop 8.
- Obama nominates Judge Sonia Sotomayor to Supreme Court, making her first Hispanic Justice if confirmed.
- 200 prisoners to participate in Tour de France-like bike race.
- Protip: When making a mask to rob your previous place of employment make sure you don’t make the eye holes so big your former manager recognizes you.
- One Of Those Days: Man survives car crash, killed by train while walking away.
- Teacher encourages students to do well on exam by promising to eat a worm for each one that passes.
- Man files lawsuit against the Guinness Book of World Records for awarding him “most lawsuits” record.
- Three-year-old comes out of five-day coma singing “Mamma Mia.”
- Better Know A Dead Person: Jay Bennett, former member of Wilco, dead at 45.
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Lamp Design Concept of the Day: “WTF Not What I Thought” lamp by John Nouanesing.
The base lights up rather than, well, you know, the part that normally lights up.
Final Score: Golf Clap (Interesting concept; completely impractical).
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Memeless Meme Is Now A Meme of the Day: Andy Baio’s “Meme Scenery” project does away with the familiar subjects of history’s most beloved Internet memes, leaving just the background, and an unshakable sense of impending doom.
Now sit back and watch this become a meme.
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T-Shirt of the Day: “I Listen To Bands That Don’t Even Exist Yet” by Evan Ferstenfeld.
Check and mate.
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Photo Set of the Day: “The Kings of Africa” by Daniel Laine.
Above: Ngie Kamga Joseph, the King of Bandjun Kingdom (Cameroon).
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Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Zach Galifianakis puts his Hangover co-star Bradley Cooper between two ferns and proceeds to bring him down an entire flight of pegs in the latest installment of Galifianakis’ preposterously excellent celebrity interview series.
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Morning Links:
- Twitter Reality TV Show: Bad idea — or worst idea?
- Of course, the Twitpocalypse will render that question moot.
- iPhone used to draw latest cover of The New Yorker.
- Incredible, meticulous artwork for a fictional Wes Anderson film festival.
- And the unnecessary remakes march on: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Flight of the Navigator.
- Because sometimes you actually do need more drama in your life. (via.)
- Go on, pick one.
- Morning Distraction: In Defense of Distraction.
- Morning Wood: Jessica Jane Clement is loaded with eye-pleasing goodness.
- Morning List: 10 Events That Changed History.
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Memorial Day: Seriously though, we’re taking the day off and so should you! Get out there and enjoy some family time in the sun before you crawl back into your self-contained WoW Pod and re-immerse yourself in antisocial isolation and Funyun crumbs.
Don’t panic! We’ll be back shortly to waste your time with the most frivolous nonsense the web has to offer. In the meantime, here are a couple of übergeeky belly dancers doing their thing to “The Konami Code” by the Gothsicles:
If that’s not worth fighting to protect, I don’t know what is.
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Late Links:
- Man defines irony for pals by shooting off manhood while attempting to prove manliness.
- Bikini Sunday: Kim Kardashian.
- Cleavage Sunday: Megan Fox.
- January Jones heats up June in GQ.
- Get To Know A Hottie: Brittany Montague.
- International Beauty of the Day: Zuzana Gregorova.
- Just Because of the Day: Babes of the 2009 French Open.
- SpongeBob SexyPants: Bikini bottoms rejoice — the contraceptive sponge is back.
- Drink of the Day: Kir.
- Late List: Five Favorite Films with Sasha Grey.
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