Brunch Links:

• Texas Board of Education agrees there may be something to this “Evolution” thing after all. Well, sorta.

• Spelling mistake foils assassination attempt by FARC guerrillas.

• Breakthrough: HIV spreading through human body filmed for first time.

• Skin cancer charity site attracts hits by offering to tan visitors through their computer.

• Having solved all other problems, Russian scientists turn to studying Jesus-shaped markings on century-old meteorite.

• Cops send widow husband’s bloodied suicide noose.

• Man stopped for speeding…in his 1923 Model T Ford.

• Police officer caught driving drunk…in a marked police car.

• Cop distracted by BlackBerry crashes into car.

• Like snitching, doing drugs, and staying up late? You’re hired!

• Assistant sergeant-at-arms at Nebraska Legislature is 100 years old, still going strong.

• Dogs Of War: Military canine suffers from PTSD after multiple war zone tours.

• If you stole bull semen for a farm in British Columbia, kindly return no questions asked.

• Better Know A Dead Equus: Alysheba, “America’s Horse”, dead at 25.

• Brunch List: 5 Great Men Who Built Their Careers on Plagiarism.

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