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Archive for February, 2009
Feb. 1, 2009
Brunch Links:
- History: Extinct animal brought back to life through cloning.
- Death Of Blogs: Pajamas Media shutters its advertising network citing money loss. Semi-Related: eBaum founder fired from own company by new owners.
- Is John Madden too old to provide color? Probably, but that’s what makes him so fun to watch.
- Because Fascism Worked So Well The First Time: Italy bans non-Italian foods.
- Australians determined to keep Vegemite on store shelves.
- While You’re Still Working On The First One: Erno Rubik is back with a new puzzle.
- Old and busted: Team-building hugs; New Hotness: Team-building plane crashes.
- Cop demands free donuts, ruins it for the other cops.
- Family sells all possessions on eBay to cover medical expenses; auction winner gives money, refuses to take stuff.
- Single woman with 14 children conceived them all through in-vitro fertilization; Mother: She’s obsessed with having kids.
- Worst Day Ever Forever: Skydiving instructor dies. Mid-air. While strapped to a student.
- Chinese zoo claims to have taught sea lion how to write.
- Better Know A Dead Person: Guy Hunt, first Republican governor of Alabama since Reconstruction and first ever to be removed from office, gone at 75.
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Feb. 1, 2009
Movie Trailer of the Day: The first official trailer for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It’s scheduled to air during the Super Bowl, but you can see it early by clicking that right-pointing arrow icon above.
The movie is due out June 26.
Feb. 1, 2009
Morning Links — Super Bowl Sunday Edition:
- See (almost) all the Super Bowl commercials before they air. (via.)
- Hosting a viewing party? Have the best food around.
- The Ultimate Super Bowl Drinking Game.
- Want to know who’s going to win? Ask animals.
- Don’t forget to watch the Puppy Bowl! (I think Animal Planet shoots a puppy for every person that doesn’t tune in.)
- It’s never too early to buy victory gear.
- Because you’re going to want to gloat: Super Bowl e-Cards.
- There’s a new Office after the game. Here’s a sneak peek.
- Morning List: The 7 most awful Super Bowl ads ever. Also: Top 10 Super Bowl Viewing Party Must-Haves.
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Obama Pokes Fun At Rahm, Mentions The Blackberry Brouhaha At Alfalfa Club Dinner
Feb. 1, 2009
I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused.
Now, this hasn’t been reported yet, but it was actually Rahm’s idea to do the swearing-in ceremony again. Of course, for Rahm, every day is a swearing-in ceremony.
But don’t believe what you read. Rahm Emanuel is a real sweetheart.
No, it’s true. Every week the guy takes a little time away to give back to the community. Just last week he was at a local school, teaching profanity to poor children.
But these are the kind of negotiations you have to deal with as President. In just the first few weeks, I’ve had to engage in some of the toughest diplomacy of my life. And that was just to keep my Blackberry. I finally agreed to limit the number of people who could email me. It’s a very exclusive list. How exclusive?
Everyone look at the person sitting on your left. Now look at the person sitting on your right. None of you have my email address.
Feb. 1, 2009
Late Links:
- Is this a leaked shot from Aubrey O’Day’s Playboy shoot? Does it matter?
- Dorismar looking good for the boys in Hombe.
- Get To Know A Hottie: Larysa Poznyak.
- International Beauty of the Day: Sophie Anderton.
- Hot drunk chicks doing body shots off each other. I imagine this is what heaven’s like.
- That is one sweet looking controller.
- That Chinese character tattoo you’re sporting? It’s probably calling you a bad name.
- Late List: 69 Naughty French Maid Photos.
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Feb. 1, 2009
Silly Celebrity of the Day: Michael Phelps busted indulging in the breakfast of champions.
Money Quote:
He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.
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