(Late) Lunch Links:

• The Death Of Print-Related Meetups: The American Society of Newspaper Editors cancels their annual convention due to “challenging times.”

• Follow Up: CA mayor who sent e-mail depicting watermelons on WH lawn quits; says he wasn’t aware of racial stereotype.

• Follow Up: Colorado police decide against ticketing man for getting hit by a truck helping old ladies cross the street.

• Having solved all the world’s problem, scientists turn to uncovering the mystery behind belly button lint.

• Dad gives son condition for playing Call of Duty: Respect the rules of war.

• Amazon supplier ditches warehouse, thousands of people suddenly gain new found respect for reading.

• Tennessee sheriff finds 80-year-old warrant while cleaning out storage room, wants to serve it.

• Woman fends off burglars with saucepan; Emeril Lagasse sends her a replacement set.

• Woman lets people boss her around for money through website. Wait — how is this news?

• Man taught to speak by pet birds after losing ability in accident.

• Lunch List: Top 20 Wise Quotes of Confucius.