Lunch Links:

• Pentagon lifts ban on photos of US soldiers returning home from war in caskets.

• AG says raids on legal medical marijuana dispensaries will end.

• Senate passes bill giving House voting rights to DC.

• Rocky Mountain News stops publishing after 150 years.

• Ryanair to consider installing pay-toilets in planes.

• Exxxxcellent: Scientists channel Mr. Burns, want to erect 100k sq. mile “sun shade.”

• Albert Einstein robot builds 4-story apartment complex in Uncanny Valley.

• Truck driver follows his GPS, gets stuck on country road for five days.

• 16-year-old girl fired for complaining on Facebook about her boring job.

• Jonah 2.0: Man loses cell phone, finds it inside large fish.

• Late-night fast food banned in Rome.

• Pedophile attempts to swap children for expensive bird.

• Court Soliciter with $93,000-a-year salary takes up second job at Wendy’s “to make ends meet.”

• Victim’s bite marks used to identify thief.

• Police retract “natural death” conclusion when bullet holes are found in man’s head.

• PROTIP: If you want a murder witness to testify, you might not want to place him in the same cell as the murderer.

• Paramedic on lunch break refuses to help man with broken back.

• 14-year-old girl is Israel’s youngest divorcee.

• Parents endure 21,000 miles of “are we there yet.”

• I, for one, welcome our new whistling orangutan overlords.

• Octopus to blame for flooding at Santa Monica Pier Aquarium.

• Better Know A Dead Person: Norm Van Lier, Chicago Bulls guard during the 70s, dead at 61.

• Lunch List: Top 5 Pet Monkey Videos.

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